Cai-isms

So, my Cai-isms are growing too numerous for the sidebar to house. What is a Cai-ism you say? Well, many of you know that Cai has a unique personality and view of things (to say the least). Lately, he's taken a "Ralphie-esque" view of daily life (for those of you who watch the Simpson's, you'll know what I mean.) Whenever he busts out with a new "CAIism," I'll post it here. Enjoy!

Pastor: How'd you like your class today?
Cai: I have goldfish in my teeth!

Daddy: Come on, let's get you ready for your bath.
Cai: Can I take a shower with my peeper?

Cai: I have such a beautiful brain! Wait....why is it so quiet in there?

Cai: (In regards to daddy's hairy chest) You have such beautiful feathers, daddy!

Cai: Silence! You are defended!

Cai: I'm so sad about it, my bones are tears...